Your number is going to double the pope's age
Your method of losing weight is going to have to change
Chivalry never felt so wrong
Your acting needs work
I suggest wheel of fortune, but check your spelling
Tonight the world will hear your last scream
Pissing blood for a week
Feel it in your kidneys
Blow a load like a shotgun right through the back of your skull
Take that to the bank and cash it
Enjoy your new skin
I'll see you at the bottom of the barrel