Well it's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes
It's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes
Well your purse it was just lying there
But what the hell was I supposed to do
Your purse if you leave it lying around
Honey I've got fucking things to do
Well it's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes
It's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes
Well I'm a no good god damn slack motherfucken good for nothing lazy son of a bitch
But I thought hey fucking living with you kinda earn it I spent every fucking last cent
Well it's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes
It's true I stole your money
I spent it on beer and friends
It's true I stole your money
Honey I spent it on cigarettes