Letra de Chipped Beef

Chipped Beef, such a treat!
One jar of dried beef, two cups of whole milk
One tablespoon of cornstarch, two tablespoons of butter
Half package of frozen peas, fresh if preferred
Salt and pepper, to your own taste
Here are the directions, follow closely
Fry beef in the butter, in a medium saucepan
Add the milk, then the peas, then salt and pepper to taste
Mix cornstarch with quarter cup whole milk
Then add mixture to simmer ten minutes or so
Although the recipe calls for fried, fried linguine
I prefer several layers of warm buttered toast, lightly toasted
Aaaah !!, man, aaaah !!!
Hey, Chip Dillman, I'm Chip Anderson
Linguine, woe!