Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
How are you today?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
What did the doctors say?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
Was it too early to tell?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
You sure do not look well
But daddy says it's just the way it's been done
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
You've been carefully selected
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
Intravenously infected
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
What is now inside you
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
You'll help us find the cure to
'Cause daddy says it's just the way it's been done
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
Will not see tomorrow
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
Fill me up with sorrow
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
End up in a dumpster
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig
Making me a monster
And daddy says it's just the way it's been done
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes