[Verse 1]
Diane's got everything
A helicopter and a submarine
Yeah man, you're just what this world needs
Diane lives in a sanctuary
She swears to Jesus she'll never marry
Yeah man, you're everything to me
[Chorus]
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
[Verse 2]
Diane is everywhere
Pretending that she just don't care
Diane, I hear you're just nineteen
Diane's a superstar
She's everything you hoped you were
Diane, you're all these things to me
[Chorus]
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
[Bridge]
She's got everything she wants in the world, Diane
Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl
Well, I'll pull you out and pin you down, Diane
[Outro]
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane