Letra de Drink Nothing But Champagne

[Verse 1]
Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud
Was used to clone our Savior and our Savior said aloud
"Listen up, my children, I've come back to tell you this:
Don't drink the water cause water's mostly piss!"
[Chorus]
Children, drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
[Verse 2]
So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said, "It's true!
Andy said it, I believe it, and so should you!
That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred
But it was from Aleister Crowley that they heard"
[Chorus]
Boys, drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
[Verse 3]
And so we dug up Aleister - he has a shroud as well
He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of Hell"
[Chorus]
So we drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
Never say no to love