Letra de Floyd The Barber

[Verso 1]
Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

[Coro]
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

[Verso 2]
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

[Coro]
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

[Verso 3]
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff

[Coro]
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed