We just had a baby, but there's something wrong
He was born mutated, he don't belong
He's got one leg with thirty toes
Both his heads are to big
He's got an ear for a nose
Can't be mine, the government's behind it
Its a legal crime, they knew it all the time
Agent Orange, P.C.B.'S, D.D.T. and toxic waste
Just a few covert deposits that they put
In my sperm bank
The mother is politics
The father is greed
Governments kids, government kids