Letra de History

[Intro]
Hey guys, (Hey!)
It's Sean Wang and (Chicken Wing!)
Alright, (Today we're doin' a rap battle!)
(Sean's going first!)
You seem so enthusiastic, man
(I am, yay!)
*Laughing*
Yeah
I'm doing the rap, bitch!
*Laughing*

[Verse 1: Sean Wang]
Uh
I know I'm not a professional
But, look at me, I'm gon' make you [?]
Alright?
I ain't gonna be too original
But I know you finna be less original
I know all you're gonna say is fuckin' stupid Asian jokes
Say I have small ding-a-ling
But, I don't know why
Why girls wanna fuck me if I got small ding-a-ling
I don't know why
They all wanna fuckin' fuck Mr.Wang
Because my dick's gonna get them hanged
Banged
Sanged
Look at me when I sing, because
You gonna get banged!
Yeah, look at me now
You're from Toronto
Not Morocco!
Uh, you are so fucking stupid
Because you're from Toronto!
Yeah, you porous bitch, go get some stitches
Because after this battle, you're gonna get beaten
Lickin'
You ain't gonna get nothin' finger-lickin'
Because you ain't gonna get no KFC
Look at me
Look at what you see
Because you know you're gonna get fuckin' beat!
Alright?
So, look at you now, you cannot find, no fuckin' rhyme
Because you fuckin' suck dick!
I'm so fuckin' slick
And you ain't got shit
So you fuckin' walk away, like a lil' bitch!
So, you look at me (Alright?)
Because
You kinda fuckin' eyes right now
Uh, you look like a fuckin' cow
Because you white as fuck
You ain't outta luck
I got more luck than you
Because, people think you're fuckin' doo-doo!
When you walk around, people look at you
They think you're crazy, and the hazy
When people see you, they talk to you
To get hazy
Because
When they see me, they think I'm amazing
So, step away bro!
Because, this ain't worth it for you
So, I'm out now
You should do this beat right now
So I won't see you be a cow!

[Verse 2: Chicken Wing]
Uh, y'all check it
Sean Wang, I suggest you fuckin' back off
You think you're tough, but you're really wrong
You look-You listen to, Eminem
You say you got one chance and you got one sound
But you got nothing, even in this town!
And you listen to fuckin' space ground
Like, what the fuck you doin' with your fuckin' life?
Now I know I sell a red dot, a black dot too
And I know you go to my fuckin' sex shop!
And you go look at all the fuckin' toys there
But you can't even blow a girl, even if you tried!
They say you got a small ding-a-ling too
And this theory is true, Sean, all Asians do!
Now you better know that I'm singin' this to you
And knowin' I'm not singin', I'm rappin' this to you!
I'm from fucking Hell, and that's where I'm from
I come from the singing world, and that's where I come
Now you better know that I'm on the track
I'm on the beat
And I'm in the heat!
Now, if you wanna fuckin' beef with me
I'd suggest you step away, you fucking faggot!
You got saggy balls, and saggy tits
You got fuckin' everything that people don't wanna see!
Now you better know that I'm coming after you
And you better know that I'm fast as lightning
I'm fast as The Flash
Flash and Bash
Now I'm gonna bash your face right in!
Now, Satan sent me down here for a reason
He sent me here, to call you a peasant!
Now we better know that this beat's 'bout to end
And everybody knows, I'm a fuckin' killer!
Now, Yo!
I ain't fuckin' done yet!
I am the sharpest, the blade is the reppest
And you know that I'm gonna kill you
I got the sharpest knife in the fuckin' bedroom
Now, dude, I ain't done
I ain't done with you yet!
Now, you think you're smart
You think you're really smart
Well, bitch you're not smart, you're really fuckin' dumb!
Now, y'all!

[Outro]
Alright!
That's done! (Now it's done!)
Now let me know in the comments, on who's better! (Yeah!)