Letra de I Hate Jimmy Page

[Verso 1]
I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit I like it)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
If I wasn't here, I'd be out gettin' laid
Please, please please don't play the whole damn song
A two minute song is just one minute and fifty nine seconds too goddamn long

[Coro]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my old shit will never last

[Verso 2]
I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song Five-Year-Old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause its got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head
Have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just cause I rock your world
Bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
I'll pinch my ass with a muthafuckin' smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
I'll show ya how official midgets jack me off

[Coro]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my old shit will never last

[Verso 3]
One day I'm a do the fuckin' ohhhhh
I'm a screw the fuckin' ohhhh
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
And there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back
And he won't break the shit
You said that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws
I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down
Don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo' jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimme this
You're so wrong with your jive now
There are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit, who the fuck gives a shit
Yo not I; I am destined to die now
ADD to me means you don't have to watch me whine now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock
Ah!

[Coro]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my old shit will never last

[Conclusi�n]
I'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off