Letra de (my pornograph)

But the real question is... who accuses me?
(What do you mean?)
[?]
(Don't you worry about that mister!)
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm afraid you won't find any subversive literature or pornography. Don't touch those record albums!
(What's this thing?)
That's my pornograph
(So what's this?)
What's what?
([?] with four holes [?] ovular [?] why not? [?])
([?] can't write it down just because we said you couldn't [?])
Ovular isn't even a word
(You deny that there is an ovular shape [?] underneath this rug?)
([?] He denies everything!)
([?])
Oh now you want money, I suppose? Well you've got the wrong man! [?] bribery [?] can I ask you to get me anything sir, mister?
([?] You're not gonna be one of them troublemakers now are you?)