[Intro: Benetar]
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
They say I "nerd rage",
I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash bitch, I'mma have to ban
You from my chat room,
and I can hardly think
But I'mma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse!
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans, and fuck low bandwidth
And never say that Pluto ain't a planet
, goddammit!
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
With a girl, you don't know her! She moved away! Shut up!
And don't tell me
Doctor Who is the same without Tom Baker
The shit is just lame!
And what do you mean you've never seen
Citizen Kane
?!
[Hook: Benetar]
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
[Verse 2: Puff Puff]
I broke seven keyboards over my knee
How dare you say
Marvel is better than DC?
Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke
And Captain Kirk was far superior to Jean-Luc Picard
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I'm right, I'ma laugh like:
(Nerd Laugh)
You beat me at chess, I'm flippin' the board
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house, kick in the door
Break every single copy of "Transformers 4"
Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore
I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry
And
who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
I'll beat you up, I know karate!
Ask my girlfriend, (yes I have a girlfriend!
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?)
[Hook: Benetar]
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
[Verse 3: Puff Puff]
I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited
"And pick up your toys!" They're collectors items!
Shut up, Mom, and give 'em back to me
And holy shit, don't take 'em out the packaging!
"And clean your room, it smells like manure!
And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer!"
I'm doin' research, leave me alone! Why you hatin'?
"I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian"
[Hook: Benetar]
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
[Outro: Benetar]
All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand
All my fellow nerds
Sing along if you can
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage (Nerd rage)
[Interlude: Puff Puff]
"What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer/directors of our time!
And what do you mean "Phantom Menace" is your favorite Star Wars movie?!
God da—dude, alright, we ca—we can't be friends.
I can't be your friend anymore. Goodbye."
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