Letra de One Man Band Boom

Hey!
Uh
I'm Bob Log the Third, one man band, Tucson, Arizona
Hey!
Let me introduce the band to you:
On cymbals, left foot
Over here on the bass drum, we got right foot
Shut up!
This is my left hand that does all the slide work
Right hand does the picking
My mouth hole does most the talking
And you're looking at my finger
Don't talk to my finger, my finger is an asshole
Woo! Fat Possum! Uh! Come on!
Bob Log the Third
Thanks for coming out tonight everybody
Go ahead, put your boob in my scotch
Make your bubble strut put wall to wall stank
Wiggle that room
Keep bumping those buns and spill that drink
Wee! Uh!
I'll sell ya a tube top
I'll sell ya some panties
I'll sell ya a jacket
Uh! What you want?
Show me your teeth!
Turn up the helmet up, man
Turn up the immune system in the monitor
Turn up the HEY!
No, I ain't gonna
I ain't, Yes I am
Uh!
Shut up!
Bob Log the Third
Here he comes
Here he comes
There he goes!
Hey!
Look at that
Uh!
I'm a professional, god damn it!
I live in a car
Hey!