Letra de Party Like Charlie Sheen

[Intro]
Rex:
"You're listening to Rex and Randy on Redneck Rockabilly A.M. 1040. I tell ya, it is hotter out there than a Carrie Underwood, Danica Patrick corndog eating contest. Ain't that right, Randy?"
Randy:
"I'm sweatin' harder than Charlie Sheen on a pile of hookers"
Rex:
"That boy sure knows how to party"
Randy:
"Winning"
Rex:
"You bet your ass. And speaking of such, check out this new song by one of my favorites, Scuzz Twittly"
[Verse 1]
Porn stars, wet bars
Drive around in fancy cars
High-priced hookers, bags of coke
Pass a pipe and take a toke
Strip show, killer blow
1500 dollar hoe
Double D's bouncin' in my face
Let's go nuts and wreck the place
[Chorus]
Let's get loaded, let's get mean
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
[Verse 2]
Lap dance, no pants
That's what I call romance
Long legs, mini skirts
Drinkin' till' my liver hurts
Get ripped, get stripped
Get a million bucks for every script
Let's get a million dollar bills
And roll like Chuck through Beverly Hills
[Chorus]
Down on Sunset, on the scene
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
[Verse 3]
Drinkin', smokin', I ain't jokin'
Let's hit the lights of Hollywood
It's good to get, and the gettin' 's good
Girls that know just what to do
Jump on you like a kangaroo
We'll get high, we'll get stoned
We'll eat pie, they'll get boned
[Chorus]
Drunken orgies, limousines
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
Let's get crazy, let's get obscene
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
I wanna party like Charlie Sheen
Let's go