Letra de Santa Song

So many presents,
So little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Santa don't like bad boys...especially jewish ones.

Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire,
So why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire,
I told him I was sorry,
I'm a liar,
So no toys for me...i don't deserve them.