Letra de Shredded Metal

So for the past three and a half years
Ninja Brian and I have been working on
The most intense metal song of all time
It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this shit
Go, Ninja Brian!

That's, that's not it. No. That's not-
Oh, you took some liberties? That's, that's not metal
Play it right, please

That's the sa- That's the same so- Just, it's th-
That's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man

Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time
Could you please play the actual metal song?
That we worked on for three and a half years?

Yes! Huah!
Back when Satan ruled the la-
Goddammit!