Letra de Someone S#!+ On The Coats

Here's another way to be remembered, again, this one is more personal, it's more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you... but you'll know, and that's all that matters. Next time you go to a party, a great big party, go into the room where all the coats are, and s*** on the coats... Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room and go, "SOMEONE s*** ON THE COATS.... SOMEONE HAS s*** ON THE COATS"... That's the only thing you can say when someone s***s on the coats, "someone s*** on the coats."... They might say, "I think someone s*** on the coats," but you know...You just don't want to be the bearer of bad news, "I think someone may have s*** on or around the coats area, there's a smell of s*** around the parameter, the vicinity of coats. Leading me to believe that someone has s***...." But again you're there, you're there watching it all happen, and it's your job, all you're going to do at some point, you're going to lean in and go, "What!?!" And then blend back into the crowd... "What?! I hope that it wasn't on my coat." And then, boom, you're a phantom, you just disappear, disappear