[DOCTOR DILLAMOND]
Oh Miss Elphaba, the things one hears these days!
Dreadful things!
I've heard of an Ox
A professor from Quox
No longer permitted to teach
Who has lost all powers of speech
And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
A vicar with a thriving flock
Forbidden to preach
Now he only can screech!
Only rumors but still enough to give pause
To anyone with paws
Something bad is happening in Oz
[ELPHABA]
Something bad, happening in Oz?
[DOCTOR DILLAMOND]
Under the surface
Behind the scenes
Something baaaaaaaad
(spoken)
Sorry! Bad
[ELPHABA, spoken]
Doctor Dillamond
If something bad is happening to the Animals
Someone 's got to tell the Wizard
That's why we have a Wizard