Little Suzy Greenberg with her head caved in
Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
You better put that woman in a loony bin
'Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show
Suzy is an artist, she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be but a genius she is not
Says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist
Suzy's 'bout as faithful as a slot machine
Pays off once in a while, then she robs you clean
She's always afraid that she's not sure what she's worth
She's out of her mind and she's not on this earth
Woman walks the streets like she's the queen of the town
Doesn't talk very much, she's very profound
Little Suzy Greenberg's always playing a game
But you damn bet she's probably forgotten my name
Little Suzy Greenberg with her head caved in
Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
You better put that woman in a loony bin
'Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show
Suzy is an artist, she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be but a genius she is not
Says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist