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News Week, Business Week or Time
I read The National Super Market Checkout Examiner
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Not as simple as it may sound
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Arkansas woman gives birth to bride, groom and entire wedding party
"Aheh, Lordy, Lordy. I just hope there's enough weddin cake to go round, ahhooo."

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Alabama woman beamed aboard spacecraft
Gives birth to alien life form
"He's a cute little bugger. Named him Zoltar
I just wished he'd stay away from that nuclear power plant down the road there tho
They claim he a suckin off about 2 million megarwatz a day
I told em, he's just a groin' boy."

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Amazing rooster grows side burns
Plays guitar and clucks Don't Be Cruel. Hen house in an uproar
"Yeah these hens is just mesmerized. Don't hardly lay at all no more
Spendin all their time just listenin' to that ole rooster sing
I mean they're swoonin all over the place
Yeahhh, they fight for them little silk scarfs he throws every song or two
He he, heck I ain't complainin tho, he just give me the keys to his new Cadillac."

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News Week, Business Week or Time
Give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner
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