Letra de The Greatest Cockney Rip Off

[Chorus]
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
[Verse 1]
I'd like to thank my mum and dad
They gave me the best time that I ever had
And my mates didn't believe me when I was at school
But I had the last laugh, I ain't no fool
[Chorus]
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
[Verse 2]
Why'd I pay six pence on the bus?
We drive around with the company's trust
Gary [?] with a note
When he ain't [?]
[Chorus]
Greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
[Bridge]
Here we go now
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London town
[Chorus]
It is the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
And it's the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
And it's the greatest, the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
And it's the greatest, the greatest Cockney rip-off (It was the greatest Cockney rip-off)
[Outro]
Goodbye [?][1:50] old wanker
Thank you, EMI