Letra de Welcome To YouTube

[Verso 1]
Before YouTube I walked through life, and now I frolic
YouTube's been like a father to me
Except YouTube's not an alcoholic
Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid
That thought he was funnier and cooler
Than he actually was
And now, well not much has changed
But I have a shitload of money

Because YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas
If by people you mean
13-year-old girls
And by ideas you mean
How they love the Jonas Brothers
I'm just kidding
But let's be honest
That's a hefty majority
And if you don't believe me
Well then you must be a noob

[Coro]
So, welcome to YouTube!
And you don't know what you're missing
Just try searching
"Women Kissing"
It's YouTube!
It's what this country's been needing:
A generation of kids who
Don't waste their time reading
Am I the only one who thinks that
Lisa Nova's hot?
And Chris Crocker's not...
No
He's hotter

[Verso 2]
Most of the best YouTubers
Are either Asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped
YouTube celebrity
And his name is George Takei
And your favorite coat's
Got a doo-doo stain
I pray to god that that's
Chocolate rain
And I find videos of
Babies laughing a bit intrusive

Because Barack Obama won the election because of YouTube
Wait, did I say YouTube?
I meant the black vote
And I think YouTube and Fred are
"So Cool!"
And What The Buck!
Will be back in a Jiffy Lube

[Coro 2]
So, welcome to YouTube!
Welcome to YouTube!
Hey, welcome to YouTube!
I said, listen and linger
Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!
It's YouTube!
The impact is evident
Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President!
Upload a video
You got nothing to lose!
Except all of your friends...
And the approval of your parents...
"Hi, my name is Mary, and I'm 19 years old
And I got drunk at a party, and I think someone
Was video-taping it, but I don't want
Anyone to see it, 'cause
I showed half of my boob!"
Sorry, Mary!

[Conclusi�n]
Welcome to YouTube!
Say "Hello" to YouTube!
And say goodbye to your college scholarship
And if your video doesn't appeal to me
You gotta change the key... word
Welcome to YouTube! Oh!
I said welcome to YouTube, yeah
And it will keep on going and it'll never stop!
Until it's privatized