Letra de X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient

I'd gone to the hospital
For simple surgery
When the slippery fingered doctor
Dropped his watch inside of me
He tried to get it out
He tried and tried and tried
He couldn't get it!
So he sewed it up inside
Now the ticking drives me crazy
I put cotton in my ear
The battery in that watch
Is guaranteed for years
The doctor has a tip for me
To help relieve the shock
He said, "Be glad it's a watch
And not a cuckoo clock"