Letra de You’re Not My Real Dad

You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
So don't tell me what to do
Why are you always hanging out with my mom
I don't want to play catch with you
Stop teaching me how to drive
I already know how to drive!
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
So don't tell me what to do
No, I don't want to get you a beer
Stop trying to help me with my homework
I can do it by myself
But I don't need a ride to the mall
My friend is going to pick me up later
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
Wait, are you my real dad?
I have so many questions for you!
Oh my god, I like kittens too
Are you on LinkedIn?
Does heart disease run in our family?
Do you want to exchange email addresses later?
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
You're not my real dad
Or are you?
Or are you?