Video de Mother's Day Song

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.

Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear,
Take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch pbs, not deputy dawg,
Don't you eat that lincoln log.

Oh mama I still don't believe
It's true: the tooth fairy was you.
No way!

I love you maaaaaama,
More than than paaaastrama,
Way more than jeffrey daaaahma,
Even more than my nfl paaaaajamas.

Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine.