[Verso 1]
I am the biggest hypocrite
I've been undeniably jealous
I have been loud and pretentious
I have been utterly threatened
I've gotten candy for my self-interest
The sexy treadmill capitalist
Heaven forbid I be criticized
Heaven forbid I be ignored
[Coro]
I have abused my power forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One one one one one one one
[Verso 2]
I've been out of reach and separatist
Heaven forbid average (whatever average means)
I have compensated for my days
Of powerlessness
[Coro]
I have abused my so-called power forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One one one one one one one
[Verso 3]
Did you just call her amazing?
Surely we both can't be amazing!
And give up my hard earned status
As fabulous freak of nature?
[Coro]
I have abused my power forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One one one one one one one
Always looked good on paper
Sounded good in theory
