[Verse 1]
I’m Rebecca Black
The most hated in Norwegian rap
And if you’re hating, you’re the reason that
I’m getting famous with the cheesy tracks
I’m so bad, yack, the wannabe is back
Insert Travolta-meme, where’s your keyboard at?
And if you see me on the scene, I’m the opening act
For another asshole that ain’t close to my stats
But the industry ignoring me, they salty see
No nominee, no harmony between them boys and me
They always thought that I was soft, but I took off, sorry
Like a catapult, wreck you all
But I’ll be gone before you know it
David Bowie, when it’s over I mean
I’ll be plowing the cowards for hours
Doubters just arouse me
I fuck the game up like a real G
Grab a souvenir then leave, indeed, but keep it real
Like a mouthy little “kid”
And I’m shouting like I “shit”
Ronda Rousey
with no “clit”
Got a bounty on my pen, right?
Used to say inside
Cause I had stage fright
Now I jump in the spotlight like where’s damn mic?
Aight, how are you original?
John Lennon glasses, shit, that is SO fucking vintage bro
Yo, I put filters on videos, grab a pair of shades, and rave
And sink my teeth in gold (oh)
But don’t you ever forget
Who did it from the bedroom, with no sponsors, no checks
Who never had no connects, no mom around or respect
Who started at the bottom, dropping bombs on every deck
My rhyme is heavenly sent, I see you jelly as hell
I’m outside, but self made and I’m engaging the bell
Well
In this biz I’m a missing piece
MV rap version of
Mr. Bean
[Hook]
Never been on the TV my man
(but I'm self made)
You may think that it’s easy my friend
(but I'm self made)
Why you pissing on MV goddamn?
(but I'm self made)
Yeah, yeah I made with no mom and dad
Now my name is so famous, I’m Rebecca Black
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I’m not tryna be your friend
You call it warm-up, but I’m better than your band
And I don’t hold up, man I’m stealing all your fans
But they don’t know that I’ma unknown legend (yet)
I’m kinda used to be the underdog
Mopping floors that everybody’s stepping on
And you barley ever hear me on the radio
But the headliner fear me when they hear me flow
“So here we go, now holla if you hear me tho, do you feel me? No!”
Doesn’t matter, I’m badder than Aladdin shagging and ragging on that Jasmine chick
Man, I don’t ask for shit
I don’t need no fucking genie in a bottle
I coddle a model, twaddle tomorrow, and nada sorrow
Then buy hoe, then I go back to my grotto and make a motto
Eat taco, all you haters, so callow
Industry got you shallow
I’m salami in the vitamin bowl
At the bottom surrounded by problems, and wannabe prodigy hoes
And fuck your silver plate, you are not that great
I’ve come to seal your fate
You’ll get Mads for days
, this is what I made
Yeah, I may be late, on my little inflatable flake, wait!
Never quit, hell no! that’ll be the day you lick your own elbows
[Hook]
Never been on the TV my man
(but I'm self made)
You may think that it’s easy my friend
(but I'm self made)
Why you pissing on MV goddamn?
(but I'm self made)
Yeah, yeah I made with no mom and dad
Now my name is so famous, I’m Rebecca Black
