Video de Robot Bar Fight

[Intro: Benatar]
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!
[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint 'cause
I was broke but my focal point was
This wasn’t no regular bar
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
And one night
Megatron
rolled in
He ordered Pennzoil
Drank it straight from a can
His plan was to go and get wasted again
Standing next to
Megaman
with a drink in his hand
[Pre-Hook: Benatar]
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
[Hook: Benatar &
Puff Puff Humbert
]
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a...?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen...
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a...
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]
Now Megatron was rambunctious, hoping to lay
That lady from the Jetsons,
Rosie the Maid
He said, “Hey, baby, can I lube your parts?
We can put our metal together, produce a spark”
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her
From the offender, her friend
Bender
Walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw
Then he saw
Dr. Robotnik
And Robotnik was about to attack
And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.”
'Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears
[Pre-Hook: Benatar]
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
[Hook: Benatar &
Puff Puff Humbert
]
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a...?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen...
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a...
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]
Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.”
And
Robocop
busted in to stop 'em
Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka!
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
Before Robocop could say he was sorry
In jumped her boyfriend
Wall-E
Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
He took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot
At R2 and C3PO kissing in a booth
[Pre-Hook: Benatar]
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight
I just saw a robot bar fight
[Hook: Benatar &
Puff Puff Humbert
]
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a...?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen...
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a...?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen...
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
[Verse 4: Puff Puff Humbert]
Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
Every single robot left in the place
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
So I fled out the back with Maria
She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
So I took her back to my home and I boned her
[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]
Ha-ha
Or maybe I just make all that up...