[Verse 1]
If I was half as wise
I would have you fooled
If I was twice your size
I'd probably say what I've always meant to
If there was a word that could describe you
I would make it work that I was on top
[Pre-Chorus]
While you looked down
While you looked down
Until there's no one left to look down at, left
Left to look down at, left
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
[Chorus]
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Unlike you, I have time
To think ways up to take you down
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Unlike you, I have time
To think ways up to take you down
[Post-Chorus]
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard