Letra de Cod Liver Oil and Orange Juice

Well out o' the East there cam a hard man
Oh-ho, a' the way frae Brighton
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Went intae a pub and he cam out paralytic
Oh-ho,
VP
and cider
Ah-ha, what a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais?
Oh-ho,
I'm lookin' fur a lumber
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary
Oh-ho, the floor o' the Gorbals
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Aw noo Mary, are ye dancin'?
"Oh no, it's just the way I'm staunin'"
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Well then, Mary, yer one in a million
"Oh-ho, so's yer chances!"
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Well then Mary, can I run ye hame?
Oh-ho, I've got a
pair of sandshoes
"Ah ha-ha, ye're hell of a funny!"
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Well, down through the back-close, an' intae the dunny
Oh-ho, it wasnae fur the first time
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Then oot came her mammy - she was goin' tae the
cludgie
Oh-ho, I buggered off sharpish
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Oh-ho, he's jined the Foreign Legion
Ah-ha, Sahara unner ra camels
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Then Hairy Mary's had a little baby
Oh-ho, it’s faither's in the army
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice