Letra de Department of Surgery

Say hi to the Professor
I'm your new House Officer
And I've heard the rumour
That you're no good at removing tumours
You've got no ability
You're a liability
And you can't deny
That all you patients seem to die
But what you don't see
Is, it comes down to me
To try and explain
Again and again
To relatives why
Their loved ones have died
You see?
Tell me, why does every
Op you do lead to complications?
It makes it very hard for me
To try to explain to their relations
Why the patient cannot see
Cannot see, cannot pee, has PE, DVT, HIV - yeah
Its my duty
Promise me
You won't be doing any more operations
No, no, no!