Letra de Headless Horseman

I bought an acre of land in South Dakota, in the badlands, i got me an acre of bad land. That shit is mean. Like it’s land, which means it’s like dirt that’s horizontal. And there was an animal that was walking across it, and since the land was bad, it opened up and swallowed it. That’s fucking dumb. If I had a dollar for everytime I said that, I’d be making money in a very weird way. Yeah. If I was the headless horseman’s horse. Yeah we’re going that way. We’re not headed towards the hay. Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be fucking chaos. We need a head. Well I got a new headless horseman joke. I’d hate to be the headless horseman’s dentist, you wouldn’t make very much money. I love haunted houses. But there’s too many the market’s saturated. I got open up something else like a haunted motorcycle. Yeah I know it ain’t much but sit on it, it will scare the shit out of you. What am I drinking? Nyquill on the rocks, for when you’re feeling sick but sociable. Now is a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus? There is a billboard, in virginia. It says the estimated lotto jackpot, fifty million. See I didn’t know that shit was estimated. It would suck if you won and they were like, yeah we were off by two zeros. I estimate that you’re angry. It would suck if you became a priest, and you had to fight the devil, you’d be like Shit I didn’t believe that was for real.