I think they could take sesame seeds off the market
And I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now
Saying : "Damn! Remember sesame seeds?
What happened? All the buns are blank!"
They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song.
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce
Cheese, pickles, onions on a bun..."
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fucking magical!
There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there.
Either that or they're adhesive on one side.
Take the sesame seed out. Remove backing. Place it on the bun.
Now your bun will look spectacular!
McDonald's commercials end the same way, right?
McDonald's commercials end like this
"Prices and participation may vary."
I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything!
I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner.
I'll say "Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti... And blankets!
But we are not affiliated with that clown."
(He attracts too many children)