Letra de I Pee on the Toilet Seat

[Intro]
Ayy, bruh
Someone gotta address this, uh, problem
'Cause it seems everyone wants to hide from it like we don’t all do it
Knuckles crackin'
Um, so I'ma have to just make a song about it
[?], uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, whoa, yuh
Oh, man, wow, I done did it again! Ad-libs

[Chorus]
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo’ step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet

[Verse 1]
Bitch, I pull up to the toilet, treat that shit like it’s a hoop
All these foxes on me tryna get some cream, I got the scoop
If my stomach hurt at school, then you know I’m not gonna poop
I ain't no daredevil
Bitch, this dick is like a metal shovel
Spyin’ on me like her name is Neville
Fake watch wit' a fake bezel
[?] hot like a tea kettle
Shady [?], bitch, I'll never settle
You huffin' like a [?] of metal
New shoes and they’re made of leather
Bag [?] up my sweater
All I know is her name is Heather
I just got back home, I can hear somebody trippin'
Took a peek up in the kitchen, my home warm just like some mittens
Then I heard some shit again, she said, "I'ma count to ten"
I said, "Bet," then she screamed, "Never, ever again," yuh

[Chorus]
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet

[Verse 2]
Yeah, uh, toilet wetter than a cold bottle
Yellow on it like a sunflower
In the Prius, in the full throttle
Headed home to take a cold shower
Told her that she gon' go back to my toilet again [?]
I water the [?] while things are [?] up in water
Like, "You will not [?] if you wet up on my fuckin' toilet"
I am a water hose, [?] sloppy ho
Damn, where'd the water go?
Sprinkle [?] on my fuckin' particles
Lookin' like gay ASMR [?]
[?], suckin' the popsicle, yuh
[?]
She game like the carnival
I pee with both of my hands, my dick is built like a barnacle

[Chorus]
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat, I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet, watch yo' step, watch yo' feet

[Outro]
Wow, I really done did it again
Put out another trash banger
You know, why don't you do yourself a favor and have a fantastic day, alright?
Peace, haha