Letra de I'm A Recluse!

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars?
I do, I do
Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts?
I do, I do
Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March?
I do, I do
Who has dirty dreams about Rosanne Barr?
Well, I guess that's me
Well, I guess that's me
Well, I guess that's me
That's me, that's me
Hey Crush, what's up?
Can you text me and tell me if I'm normal?
Hey man, good luck
I heard Dateless is looking for a bassist
I think it sucks
I don't understand why things are so important
Let's go get drunk
And pull stop signs into Baltimore apartments
Because I'm just a recluse
Get someone on the goddamn phone
I'm a recluse
Get someone the goddamn phone
I'm a recluse
Get someone on the goddamn phone
I'm a recluse
Get someone on the goddamn phone
Who wants to take a dump when the toilet seats down?
I do, I do
Who's favorite colours are yellow and brown?
I do, I do
Who wants a motor scooter and a Blue Moon beer?
I do, I do
Who's out of tune on Call It A Career
Well, I guess that's me
Or Jeremy