Letra de Like Em When

Ever since I can remember so basically forever
I've recognized a pattern that when I get together
With a girl a switch gets flicked in my brain (click)
I always make the same pick and go for the insane chick
I know that dames think different to dudes
But the ones that I choose have gotta screw coming loose
Either had some abuse and it never got revolved
Or they're just the one offs that never fit into a mould
Smitten with gold diggers liars and thieves
Heartbreakers' troublemakers diva's hard to please
Law breakers on reprieve who still push the envelope
Zodiac mismatches using both the horoscopes
It's like a horror show I'm sorry for my friends
Who had to watch the same scenario again and again
But I could never pretend that I understood the puzzle
The only thing I know is that I like em when they're trouble

We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why

Now I suppose I could go for somebody submissive
And know that when I spoke they would actually listen
Go fishing for compliments and always get a bite
Like my pockets made to piss in made order water tight
As normal as you like but if I'm bored I might stray off
I've sought the out of order looking forward to the chaos
Maybe there's a payoff for taming the shrew
Either way you gotta lay off when the painters are due
I'm stating the truth they're seductive and destructive
The amount that I've encountered them counterproductive
And I'm bound to be stuck with the diamond in the rubble
The only thing I know is that I like em when they're trouble

We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why

As I break this shit on down get up off your ass
As I break this shit on down get up off your ass
As I break this shit on down get up off your ass
As I break this shit on down get up off your ass

Maybe I should change what I look for in a lady
The women that I seem to attract are all crazy
Like cuckoo, madder than hatters
All of the above from the former to the latter
Maybe I'm deranged but if trouble doesn't make me
Run the other way then I'm the one who's crazy
Like cuckoo, madder than a matter
All of the above but it really doesn't matter cause

We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
We like em when they're trouble I don't know why