Letra de My Girlfriend Is Alcohol

I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober
I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober
I'd walk a line for you
A straight line for you
My boyfriend is alcohol
My girlfriend is alcohol
All my friends are alcohol
Ooh, but do you love me at all?
And if I won the lottery, I'd lose it all in internet poker
If I won the lottery, I'd lose it all in internet poker
But I'd be Rockefeller for you
I'd be so rich for you
My boyfriend is alcohol
My girlfriend is alcohol
All my friends are alcohol
Ooh, but do you love me at all?
If you took me home, you know you'd be my last call
If you took me home, if you took me home, I wouldn't be alone
My best friend is alcohol
My best friend is alcohol
All my friends are alcohol
Ooh, but do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you love me?
My girlfriend (alcohol)
My boyfriend (alcohol)
All my friends are alcohol
Ooh, you didn't love me at all
No, alcohol, alcohol
Alcohol, ooh