Greedy bastards
Rank amateur professionals
Emotional cripples
Gluten fascists
Alt-weekly types
Human dieldrin
Envious cowards
Envious associates
Internet personas
Smug urban settlers
Ants in the bathtub
[?]
Unformed skulls
Neon bands on laptops
Recent memories
Unweird beards
Rich crusties
Adults dressed as children
Do-nothing know-it-alls
What democracy looks like
Upper class slum lords
Text as new literature
Shot counters
[?]
Credit card users
Pain-free catheters
Most bands ever
Terrible bartenders