Letra de The Dumbest Song I Ever Wrote

I thought I'd get you with my gimmick
Dream that I could be your hero
If I could woo you with a lyric
I wouldn't feel like such a zero
Uh, oh
So I called upon all my talent just to try to win your heart
But now that I've got your attention, well, it's tearing me apart
'cause all I got here is the dumbest song I ever wrote
I'll try to sing it note for note
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all
For you
Lucky you, yeah
Y'know, it's not the greatest filling
I keep delivering my rhyme
But you keep staring at the ceiling
You keep on looking at the time
We're near the end of the second verse
I know I'm just not getting through
There's gotta be an easier way of saying "I love you"
Yeah, but I've only got the dumbest song I ever wrote
Don't it bring the bile up to your throat?
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all
Why, oh, why
Why did I write the bridge so high?
Could it be another sign that you never will be mine?
No, you never will be mine
And I blame the dumbest song I ever wrote
I tried to sing it note for note
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all
I wrote the dumbest song I ever wrote
Too late now, I missed the boat
Dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all for you
And it's the best that I can do
And my song, my song is through