Video de Goldenrod

The unemployment rate in our country is around six and a half percent. I'm told that's good, I could care less. I wish a president would have the balls to say what I'm about to, "Ten percent of Americans don't deserve jobs, goodnight." Like, that's a number I can get my head around. Of course, there's exceptions to that, that's not who we're talking about, but if you don't think that ten percent of Americans are lazy pieces of shit then you have never traveled anywhere. Because the number that blows me away is that over ninety percent Americans have jobs. Who the fuck is hiring you morons? Because I wouldn't. The sense of entitlement, everybody thinks they deserve more than they have, no one's content. Young kids, I won't even talk to them anymore because you parents have done such a bang-up job. If I meet one more kid and ask he wants to do when he grows older and he replies "I wanna be famous like you" I'm going to kick him in his teeth. You're never going to be famous, never. You have no chance. I didn't get here because I worked hard, I have a gift from God. "Everybody gets there fifteen minutes of fame buddy." Excuse me? That's an average. Yeah, that's zero for you, you, you, you, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, twenty years, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. Everybody get fifteen minutes. You know Andy Warhol was on drugs when he said that right?. He didn't think hed be quoted for the rest of eternity, let alone to be taken seriously as an artist. Do you ever go into a cute little cafe, and the artist has there work for sale on the walls. Has anybody ever not walked up, looked at the price and gone "Who the fuck do they think they are?". Just once id like to walk into somebody's home and be like "Wow that's a beautiful piece. Where did you get it?" and they'd be like "Oh funny story I was getting a Spinage Wrap the other day for lunch and I had seven hundred fifty dollars burning a hole in my pocket, and I was like hey guys unbolt this from your urinal and get it in my living room. Do you know what the unemployment rate in China is? Neither do I. I'm an American. I'm fucking stupid. Its gotta be low right? Those people get up at three in the morning to practice the violin for four and a half hours. Then the work on math for twelve hours, and whatever's left their ninjas. If you think for one second that we will ever catch up with them you are out of your mind. Just sit at home and be patient till they take over. Quite frankly they deserve our country. Oh, shit Chinas here do we take off our shoes? How does this work?