Don’t think I’m a bad guy for saying that. I’m a good guy. Like I would never hit a woman. I would never hit a woman. Even if she had a Knife… or a stutter. It’s not how I do business.
In fact, I might be one of the greatest guys of all time. Like I have a kid in Africa. I have a kid in Africa that I feed. That I cloth. That I school. That I inoculate. For seventy-five cents a day. Which is practically nothing, compared to what it costs to send him there.
You guys are doing great so far. I love performing in Chicago, the only weird thing about performing in Chicago is after all my shows everybody just wants to do drugs with me. Like Anthony that was hilarious, I got a joint on me let’s go smoke it. Jeselnik amazing job, as usual. I’ve got mushroom in my backpack lets eat em.’ And I have got to keep telling them, the same thing I’m going to tell you guys right now. Hey, assholes, I’m fucking famous, give it to me.
