Video de Irritated

[Verse 1]
A pizza slice in one and my dick in the other
And if I liked to fuck bitches, I'll be fucking your mother
And if I'm looking for your ass, oh, I just look in the gutter
And then I smear you with butter until we're dicking each other
Oh because baby, I'm the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
I've even got hella-la-la-la lesbians just flicking the bean
Like, they are pining for my pickle
Uh
Yadadamean?
Like, they just wanna take my twinkie and suck out all the cream
I got a prophylactic tactic
Popping bottles in my attic
You’ll be calling me bipolar ‘cause I’m fucking you all manic
I’ll be busting nuts up in your ass or shooting like a gun
Like the little drummer boy: rum-pum-rum-pum-pum-pum
You could diss me baby, but I don’t think you should bother
All my fingers are my middle ones, and I’m fucking your father
And your penis is the people's temple, mine is like the Kaballah
I say, “people call me crumby, oh, but you can call me Allah”
‘Cause I’ll be the greatest thing you’ll ever experience
I’ll make a vast difference with my vas deferens
You’ll ask me on date and I’ll say, “I don’t know..”
Or “it depends”
Behind my back, I’m eeny meeny mo-ing ‘em because
[Chorus]
I am the greatest thing around (Elevated)
I can chew you up and spit you out (Masticated)
Better get my name up out your mouth (Playa hate it)
You got me feeling like your asshole now (Uh-uh-uh-irritated)
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[Verse 2]
C to the R-U-M-B-S-
N-A-T-C-H-E-R, yes!
And when you say it out loud it sounds like sex
And if you say it three times you’ve got yourself a hex!
Or more like a love potion
A full-throttle motion
A semen super-soaking like the ocean
I got the dick, you’ve got the lotion
I’ve got you choking on my trojan
I am the greatest thing on earth
I’ve got you silly bitches looking like afterbirth
I’ve got Republicans saying, “Did he just curse?
Oh, Lady Gaga was bad, but this is worse”
And I’m like, “ew, don’t fucking talk, nah, nah
Unless you wanna get your motherfucking face hit up
Unless you wanna get your motherfucking cake's lit up
Unless you wanna see me catch a case here, son”
[Chorus]
I am the greatest thing around (Elevated)
I can chew you up and spit you out (Masticated)
Better get my name up out your mouth (Playa hate it)
You got me feeling like your asshole now (Uh-uh-uh-irritated)
X2
[Verse 3]
And I am a man-eater
A certified butt-beater
I can make you moan until you sound just like a cheerleader
I can turn you on and get you hot just like a radiator
I can take your coin just like a motherfucking parking meter
And if you’re feeling lonely
You can get on my bonely!
Don’t hesitate; you know what to do
‘Cause guaranteed I will be fucking you
Because
[Chorus]
I am the greatest thing around (Elevated)
I can chew you up and spit you out (Masticated)
Better get my name up out your mouth (Playa hate it)
You got me feeling like your asshole now (Uh-uh-uh-irritated)
X2