Have you heard about McGranahan's wife?
Have you heard about the news thet got the neighbours all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
McGranahan always had trouble with the girls
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find a bride
So when he said he was engaged we thought he lied
Apparently information was withheld
On their wedding day it seems, she tried to spill the beans
But McGranahan got drunk and passed out
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he won't hold a grudge
So who am I to judge
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
Now Months had passed without a single word
For when consummation neared
Mr. McGranahans faulty geared
Kept her secret sade for one more year
At the county fare we all thought it was strange
When she went to use the lou
It was McGranahan times two
When they both walked out the same door he went through
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he won't hold a grudge
So who am I to judge
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
Have you heard about the news thet got the neighbours all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
We all thought it'd gone on on far too long
There was clearly something shady
About McGranahans old lady
And we all thought not telling hime was wrong
We thought for sure that he would scream and curse
We were as forward as we can
We said "Your old lady's a man"
But McGranahan just said "I've done worse"
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he won't hold a grudge
So who am I to judge
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
So if you are searching for a bride
Take it easy on the liquor
Don't buy the cow before you check her
Make sure you're high on grass or low on pride
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he won't hold a grudge
So who am I to judge
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
Have you heard about McGranahan's wife?
Have you heard about the news thet got the neighbours all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
