[Verse 1]
You're a prep and that's a fact
Originality you've always lacked
I can see right through your act
[Chorus]
You're a preppy, a preppy
You're so fucking lame, you all look the same
[Verse 2]
Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans
Argyle socks, you look real keen
That's not your life, man, it's Pierre Cardin's
[Chorus]
You're a preppy, a preppy
Think you're real hot, but you're not
[Verse 3]
Of all the preppies I've been shown
I've seen something you've always known
Underneath the alligators is a fucking clone
[Chorus]
You're a preppy, a preppy
By any other name, you'd still be the same
