Letra de Mind Of A Sleeping Man

Do you ever have a nightmare and decide to tell somebody and halfway trough you realize your retarded? Is there any way to describe a nightmare to be scary? "I had a scary dream last night" "OK tell me about it" "I was running through this pool of marshmallows in my flip-flops, right? Then the manager came out of nowhere and he starts going [grunting sounds] and there was only 18 seconds to eject before the bowling alley closed, and Tom you were there but you didn't look like Tom and that was freaking me out! I love cheese" What? We're no longer friends.
I'm not very good with people even when I was little my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. And I'd be like "hey guess well meet up later" and he'd be like "Whatever queer" That's a hate crime.
Do you love goose down feathers? Huh? Oh... They're nice. Mattress pad, Pillow, Comforter. It's like sleeping in heaven. Until that quill comes through the pillow and sticks you in the eye and says "How's that feel BITCH? Huh? Huh? Don't wanna sleep on my carcass do you?" OW OW why do you hurt so good goose? Maybe a hired thread count. 600 does the trick. Quit sleeping on 12. That's hay. It's 1/3 of your life spend the money.
I was watching the country music channel the other day, then I fell asleep and I woke up racist. That's weird! They should put a warning on that channel. I just wanna nap during the Dixie Chicks now there's holes in my limits. That's right if you listen to the Dixie Chicks your racist. I have a pie chart that proves it. I don't have segues get used to it. A lot of comics do. "I was at the mall yesterday" no you weren't tell your joke. I study meditation. I love anything that says the act of non-doing is the most important thing you can do with your life. My whole life my parents have been like you are so lazy. Turns out I'm a Buddhist. HA HA HA SO SUCK IT. Which isn't very Buddhist-like but I only read the first chapter. Thanks Huma. I have to apologize I have really bad posture my mom says it's because I have a huge cock. That's how she talks! She's a sailor we don't judge her. She only follows one rule! And that's the rule of the sea!